I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you?… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
