Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on -… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
