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Girlfriend Quote by Bob Saget

“My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.” quote by Bob Saget — Download Open image

“My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.”

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