My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get… — Roger Hodgson Copy Share Image
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. — Yuvraj Singh Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. .… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record… — Elliott Smith Copy Share Image
I know that in my life my girlfriends are one of the most important relationships I have going through the good times… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who… — Wissam Al Mana Copy Share Image
My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still… — Manti Te'o Copy Share Image
Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics… — Jaime Pressly Copy Share Image
Happiest day of my life when my dad made him human. (Devyn) Happy for you, bonebag…It cost me my girlfriend. (Vik) It… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Hip-hop is my girlfriend, hip-hop is my kid. Hip-Hop fills the void of the things that I don't have. I pay it… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I have since talked to some of my girlfriends sexual assault and found out that they had their own experiences that they… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
'You claim to be the man, you want me for a lover, So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and… — Dres Copy Share Image
My girlfriend tells me if I'm doing a movie I'm a roller coaster of emotions all the time, but on 'Boardwalk,' because… — Jack Huston Copy Share Image
Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Growing up in rural Utah had a lot of benefits, but in an environment that prized conformity, fit wasn't one of them.… — L. Todd Rose Copy Share Image
I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
My aim is to understand love. I know how alive I felt when I was in love, and I know that everything… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Osho used me and Shunyo (my girlfriend at the time) as an example of how he envisioned men and women should relate.… — Swami Anand Milarepa Copy Share Image
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