My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Everyone was talking about having airplanes disappear. And I said, "Wait, wait, wait. That's what you like? I'd tell you a story… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Obviously I was talking to my parents and my girlfriend all the time, but it's one thing to finally be in the… — Patrick Heusinger Copy Share Image
You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record… — Elliott Smith Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
I know that in my life my girlfriends are one of the most important relationships I have going through the good times… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Shortly before my arrest, my girlfriend at the time, who's now my wife of ten years, told me she was quitting drugs… — Christian Hosoi Copy Share Image
I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d even known, for three days under… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just… — Hope Davis Copy Share Image
Osho used me and Shunyo (my girlfriend at the time) as an example of how he envisioned men and women should relate.… — Swami Anand Milarepa Copy Share Image
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
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I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with… — Tim Duncan Copy Share Image
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
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