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“The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's…” quote by Jake Owen — Download Open image

“The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry them around with me everywhere I go, considering I can't carry her lips physically with me. So I decided to place them in a discreet location, such as the inside part of my bicep.”

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