Life Quote by Jake Owen

“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not…

— Simone Elkeles

“Little Dick’ or ‘Big Dick’ depends on how tall Richard is.”

— Steven Magee

“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.”

— Simone Elkeles

I don't know how the 'Richie' started. My name is Richard, and they called me Dick in the minor leagues.

— Richie Allen

When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.'

— Robert Schimmel

Nobody's ever called me Sir Richard. Occasionally in America, I hear people saying Sir Richard and think there's some Shakespearean play taking place. But…

— Richard Branson

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”

— Ray Palla

“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as…

— Zathyn Priest

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT ChA MoUtH!!!!!!

— HEATHER G

“Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.”

— Stephen King

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

— HEATHER G

My name ain't dick so keep it out ya mouth.

— Young Jeezy