Funny Quote by Zathyn Priest

“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not…

— Simone Elkeles

At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick.

— Jake Owen

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”

— Ray Palla

“Little Dick’ or ‘Big Dick’ depends on how tall Richard is.”

— Steven Magee

“Well, as we were saying when last we met—" "I don't have to say dick to you without my lawyer." "Did I ask you…

— J.D. Robb

“I couldn’t bring myself to call him either “Bill,” which would signal friendly familiarity, or “Doctor Vogel,” which would imply respect.”

— Frankie Bow

“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.”

— Simone Elkeles

“Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s okay, handsome.…

— Jeanne McDonald

When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.'

— Robert Schimmel

“As the Readers’s Digest once said: ‘Many persons call a doctor when all they want is an audience.”

— Dale Carnegie

“Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.”

— Stephen King

Little Richard, he'd say, 'Oh Dick Dale! You have luscious lips!'

— Dick Dale