Funny Quote by Simone Elkeles

“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.”

— Simone Elkeles

At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick.

— Jake Owen

“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as…

— Zathyn Priest

“Little Dick’ or ‘Big Dick’ depends on how tall Richard is.”

— Steven Magee

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”

— Ray Palla

“Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.”

— Stephen King

“If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s okay, handsome.…

— Jeanne McDonald

“Well, as we were saying when last we met—" "I don't have to say dick to you without my lawyer." "Did I ask you…

— J.D. Robb

“How did you find me?" I asked. "Easy.I looked in the school directory and called Frankie Hobbes this morning." "You what? " "He was…

— Melissa Jensen

Little Richard, he'd say, 'Oh Dick Dale! You have luscious lips!'

— Dick Dale

Yes it is,' said the Professor. 'Wait—' he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate— 'let it be. It…

— Douglas Adams