Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.” — A.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“I feel sorry for hookers these days—how do they stand out anymore?” — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sleeping with hookers is like fishing in still waters. You're guaranteed to catch something” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
