Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “A hooker once told me she had a headache.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Headache Humor Inspirational Love
“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Your girl’s got it in her blood,” Fox said as he passed them. “A natural-born mistress of the night.” “Don’t make my old… — Lauren Gilley Copy Share Image
“I feel sorry for hookers these days—how do they stand out anymore?” — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
“In one move, she screwed me out of two beds. The best hookers in Vegas couldn't pull that off.” — Flint Ory Copy Share Image
“No, not a prostitute. An ‘escort’ … An ‘Escort’ who’d meet me in a hotel room and do anything I asked in exchange for… — Lauren Gallagher Copy Share Image
I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
