What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
“A moment later, all of the men at the party, stupefied by the way the hooker had gone banshee,” — Chris Bohjalian Copy Share Image
“And don’t pretend that’s not why you’re parading down the street at 6 p.m. dressed like a high-class fucking hooker.” — Isabella Starling Copy Share Image
“Your father picks you up from prison in a stolen Dodge Neon with an 8-ball in the glove compartment and a hooker… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“This is ridiculous! I am going to look like I just hopped out of the hooker version of Alice in Wonderland.” — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Hooker is tough. He beat a lot of wrestling, grappling guy too. He beat Gilbert Burns, many guys. — Islam Makhachev Copy Share Image
“Ordell knew he wanted to be a hooker the first time he saw Mama zip up her thigh-high boots, lean against the… — Tom Leins Copy Share Image
“Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, “Hey, now… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him,… — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
Now a days, guys are really deseperate. Not just guys, girls also. When your desperate for sex & you know you aint… — Niaah Copy Share Image
If you're going to play a hooker in a movie, the movie has to have the perspective, of course, that it isn't… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice,… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Tina returns from the bathroom and climbs into bed with a question in her eye. "I want to talk you about something."… — Sacha Haughtee & Max Spacer Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“Coal Town was primed like a john with a hard-on. All they needed was a willing hooker and it would blow.” — Sharon Sala Copy Share Image
There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God — Sarah Miles Copy Share Image
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.” — A.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“Being a professional writer is a lot like being a hooker. You'd better find out if you're any good at it before… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my… — Lori Petty Copy Share Image
Hey let's have some coffee, why cause you need help why cause your girlfriend is cheating on you why I don't know… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I uprooted my daughter and left my job and moved house for you, and you treat me like a hooker you don’t… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
