Hooker Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character Download Open image “What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.” — Bender (The Cartoon Character ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Booze Hooker Hooker Kind Party Party Party Booze
Cocktail parties ... are usually not parties at all but mass ceremonials designed to clear up at one great stroke a wealth of obligations. — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
They say it's lonely at the top. Down here at the bottom, of course, it's one big sex party. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don't know well or like much, which… — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and… — Lori Petty Copy Share Image
“A moment later, all of the men at the party, stupefied by the way the hooker had gone banshee,” — Chris Bohjalian Copy Share Image
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“Your father picks you up from prison in a stolen Dodge Neon with an 8-ball in the glove compartment and a hooker named Mandy… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If you're going to play a hooker in a movie, the movie has to have the perspective, of course, that it isn't such a… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
