Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character Download Open image “I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!” — Bender (The Cartoon Character ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So… — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
