Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character Download Open image “Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.” — Bender (The Cartoon Character ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Preach not because you have to say something, but because you have something to say. — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
Whenever you preach, be sure that you lift the Saviour high and lay the sinner low. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
I should not like to preach to a congregation who all believed as I believe. I would as lief preach to a basket of… — Edwin Hubbel Chapin Copy Share Image
Go straight to your point when you do or say something, because the more words you preach the more mistake you made, — NO VOICE Copy Share Image
I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running. — Ben Elton Copy Share Image
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image