What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Hooker Copy Share Image
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Robot Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Blackjack Copy Share Image
What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Bribe Copy Share Image
That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Children Copy Share Image
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Hear Copy Share Image
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Lying Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long… — Bender (The Cartoon Character Kill Copy Share Image
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Daddy Copy Share Image
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Dream Copy Share Image
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Racism Copy Share Image
I hate the people that love me and they hate me. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Hate Copy Share Image
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Lager Copy Share Image
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Extension Copy Share Image
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Hope Copy Share Image
Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Art Copy Share Image
Leela cracked corn, and I dont care. Fry cracked corn, I still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take… — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
