Comedy Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character

“sat down to write a book and instead left hilariously awesome comments across various statuses. You're welcome, Facebook.”

— Jordan Krumbine

'Benidorm' is such a great show. There's nothing else like it. You might think the characters are far-fetched, but then you get out here…

— Sheridan Smith

“my power is as cruel a joke as it can get? That’s”

— Katie D. Anderson

There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'

— Julie Walters

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron

Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.

— Dana Goodyear

If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest and when…

— Michael McIntyre

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

— Graham Kennedy

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

— Garrison Keillor

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

— Dane Cook

Funny, yet not really..

— Rachel Copeland

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

— Lil Rel Howery