“I had a nice, long, hot shower but didn't come up with any great ideas. What a waste.” — Jordan Krumbine Great ideas Copy Share Image
“I just want you to know that most of the time, I have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm doing. I just… — Jordan Krumbine Time Copy Share Image
“sat down to write a book and instead left hilariously awesome comments across various statuses. You're welcome, Facebook.” — Jordan Krumbine Books Copy Share Image
“Sam, just accept it. There is nothing funnier than penises randomly inserted in wildly uncalled for places in the sport of hilarious… — Jordan Krumbine Funny Copy Share Image
“In case there was any doubt, there is a secret government agency that monitors all the things that normal government agencies vehemently… — Jordan Krumbine Justin beiber Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake: it's not that I actively dislike you. That would take an effort on my part that I have absolutely… — Jordan Krumbine Failure Copy Share Image
“––but I love her and we're meant to be together and she completes me and I never want to stick my penis… — Jordan Krumbine Meant to be together Copy Share Image
“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.” — Jordan Krumbine Copy Share Image
