Comedy Quotes by Kevin Hart

Stand-up is my baby.

— Kevin Hart

You sleep or nah

— Kevin Hart

In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.

— Kevin Hart

I don't think comedy will ever die.

— Kevin Hart

I can do 9 positions in 23 seconds!!!!

— Kevin Hart

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

— Kevin Hart

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

— Kevin Hart

I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny.

— Kevin Hart

How the hell do you wake up dead?

— Kevin Hart

One bed One pillow, wanna go night night nigga?

— Kevin Hart

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

— Kevin Hart

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

— Kevin Hart

“In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.…

— Kevin Hart

When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them.

— Kevin Hart

Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

— Kevin Hart

*throws hands up* Jubagaga juba gaga gaga juju*...translation: Fat midget bitch get the damn juice!

— Kevin Hart

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

— Kevin Hart

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

— Kevin Hart

Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so…

— Kevin Hart

Genuinely love doing standup and I'm a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I…

— Kevin Hart

I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's…

— Kevin Hart

There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to…

— Kevin Hart

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back…

— Kevin Hart

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just…

— Kevin Hart

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes…

— Kevin Hart

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about…

— Kevin Hart

I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have…

— Kevin Hart

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the…

— Kevin Hart

I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over…

— Kevin Hart

I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate…

— Kevin Hart

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels…

— Kevin Hart

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.…

— Kevin Hart

I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing…

— Kevin Hart

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I…

— Kevin Hart

You see, the way my bank account is set up...

— Kevin Hart

Laughing is when a smile has a orgasm

— Kevin Hart

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

— Kevin Hart

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

— Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart comedy shows is better then Mike Epps

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For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

— Kevin Hart