Funny Quotes by Kevin Hart

Flip Flop, No Feet. Handicap, But Eat Meat!

— Kevin Hart

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

— Kevin Hart

How the hell do you wake up dead?

— Kevin Hart

I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny.

— Kevin Hart

I dont have EX'S I have Y's like Y the hell did I date

— Kevin Hart

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

— Kevin Hart

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

— Kevin Hart

Gun at my waist, smile on my face

— Kevin Hart

~That face you make when you hear your name in people's conversation

— Kevin Hart

Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!

— Kevin Hart

“females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , "I aint even gonna argue with you!”

— Kevin Hart

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

— Kevin Hart

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

— Kevin Hart

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I…

— Kevin Hart

My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it,…

— Kevin Hart

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just…

— Kevin Hart

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back…

— Kevin Hart

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels…

— Kevin Hart