The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!' — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.' — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.' — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I feel like whatever you've done in your career, good or bad, it's nothing but preparation for the big events to come. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I think the whole stigma of 'black movies' is slowly being lost. When you look at movies like '12 Years A Slave,'… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Working with a guy like Ice Cube on 'Ride Along,' you learn so much. He's a guy who produces, writes, and directs,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
This younger generation that's around, that's tweeting, Facebooking and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Whatever is on the page is what I'm married to. I'm very prepared. I'm a thespian. I don't like to improv. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
On 'Think Like a Man,' they got the best out of me because they allowed me to bring my own cadences and… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I don't believe in doing things to manufacture my body to appeal to what I think people might like. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
