People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The good thing about having chemistry is, when you get to the improv section of a scene, you've got somebody to feed… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The second time around, I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it's about making… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My show 'The Big House' was picked up; they flew me to New York. I'm about to step on stage to announce… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The quote-unquote 'description' of a leading man was once your tall, handsome man with the build of whatever, almost a trophy to… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
For me, it's about becoming a mogul, owning my own projects, and establishing myself as a funding producer. That's what's big to… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Everything is an open book. I don't speak on other people's hardship, but if it happened in my life or something that… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. 'Oh, he left his black wife to go be… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
