Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My mama told me to tell you to mind ya DAMN mathafuckin business bitch! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My son spellin the SH** outta these MUTHA F***IN words!! aye son spell long di**! L....O...DI**! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIIIGHT! YOU GONE LEARN… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
KEVIN'S DAD: you gone learn today KEVIN HART: uhhh no the freak I'm not you can keep that lesson to ya self — KEVIN HART Copy Share Image
My show 'The Big House' was picked up; they flew me to New York. I'm about to step on stage to announce… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“I DON’T have EX’s! I have Y’s. Like ‘Y the hell did I date you?!’ -Kevin Hart” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Alriqht alriqht alriqht you qo learn today you qo learn what a lonqdick is SON can you spell LONGDICK DAD NO I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I finally saw the @charliesheen interview & I must say that the shit was EPIC....I am now on a drug called "Kevin… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
