Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
It's hard not to be confident when you put in business the biggest black male in comedy, Kevin Hart. I know I… — Damon Dash Copy Share Image
My mama told me to tell you to mind ya DAMN mathafuckin business bitch! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My son spellin the SH** outta these MUTHA F***IN words!! aye son spell long di**! L....O...DI**! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIIIGHT! YOU GONE LEARN… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a student of Comedy Central. It launched careers: Wanda Sykes and even Kevin Hart. The first time I was introduced to… — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
People shit on them self's and its like what kind of sick dream are you having to cause that — DUB$TEPPER Copy Share Image
KEVIN'S DAD: you gone learn today KEVIN HART: uhhh no the freak I'm not you can keep that lesson to ya self — KEVIN HART Copy Share Image
My show 'The Big House' was picked up; they flew me to New York. I'm about to step on stage to announce… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Confidence is just entitlement. Entitlement has gotten a bad rap because it’s used almost exclusively for the useless children of the rich,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Oh you wanna be a muthafuckin funny guy? Don't make me break your Kevin Hart boy. — Drake Copy Share Image
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I DON’T have EX’s! I have Y’s. Like ‘Y the hell did I date you?!’ -Kevin Hart” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Alriqht alriqht alriqht you qo learn today you qo learn what a lonqdick is SON can you spell LONGDICK DAD NO I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I finally saw the @charliesheen interview & I must say that the shit was EPIC....I am now on a drug called "Kevin… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Or you wanna be a muthafuckin funny guy? Don't make me break your Kevin Hart heart boy. — Drake Copy Share Image
