Sticker Quotes

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

— Darynda Jones

We were all hit with sticker shock: $87 billion is a huge number.

— Anonymous

I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.

— Demetri Martin

I eat stickers all the time dude!

— Charlie Day

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

— Charles M. Schulz

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

— Kim Kardashian

The sticker has no meaning but exists only to cause people to react, to contemplate and search for meaning in the sticker,

— Shepard Fairey

“There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a…

— Gregor Collins

If you put a Ferrari sticker on a toaster, it doesn't go any faster.

— Sergio Marchionne

The sticker has no meaning, but exists only to cause people to react, to contemplate and search for meaning.

— Shepard Fairey

Stupidity should be painful. - A fabulous sticker I bought 10 of & have in every room of my abode.

— Anonymous

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

— Gregg Rogell

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

— Damien Fahey

“ If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. --BUMPER STICKER”

— Darynda Jones

You aren't just voting for the president. So many issues that affect your everyday life are decided locally on that ballot as…

— Chrissy Teigen

During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form…

— Monica Crowley

That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,' really isn't…

— Jerry Korab

There is no path I follow. I feel as if I'm just drifting along, because although I can progress physically, through my…

— Steve Ovett

I see the whole field of environmentalis m and population as nothing more than the survival of the human species. I have…

— Ted Turner

There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that…

— Laurence Tribe

I hate libraries for the way they put stickers on things. I don't approve of folding over pages, or of writing in…

— Jonathan Lethem

Remove those 'I want you to like me' stickers from your forehead and, instead, place them where they truly will do the…

— Susan Jeffers

How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how…

— Brennan Manning

There are no moderate Republicans left, with the exception of a few who would vote with us when it doesn’t make any…

— Barney Frank

Old or new, the only sign I always try to rid my books of (usually with little success) is the price-sticker that…

— Alberto Manguel

I know, I say, after he says, This is hard, for the third time. This is what happens when you have a…

— Kathryn Erskine

There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a…

— Mark Steyn

If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't,…

— Lawrence Lessig

One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming…

— David Sedaris

I hate it when I'm reading a comic, and the dialogue looks like stickers stuck on top to explain what's going on.…

— Denise Mina

I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car…

— Thomas S. Monson

However, displayed right alongside all the Confederate flag paraphernalia is a bunch of American flag merch – American flag place mats, patriotic…

— Sarah Vowell

I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there…

— Drew Barrymore

A Five year old kid,He sat with us(Jacqui,madison,menna,gabby,and i) at the lunch table,He was a teachers kid. He is very shy.He gave…

— Jazzy

My colleague Senator John Ensign of Nevada told me a story that epitomizes the selfishness of our culture: When I was a…

— Rick Santorum

Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.

— Rush Limbaugh

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

— David Cross

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my…

— Kevin Sessums

And please God, grant me the wisdom to remember that I am writing for children, not golden stickers.

— Rick Riordan

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?

— Natasha Friend