Bumper sticker Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““ If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. --BUMPER STICKER”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bumper sticker Chapter-headings God
“let's put god on the other side of the wall for a while. i don't need him watching us with those judging eyes.” — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
“And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I pray that if a god watches over us, it will have the decency to avoid the tasteless maneuver of voyeuristic trespass.” — Joshua Emmet Copy Share Image
“We serve a mighty God! If God is capable of creating the heavens and the earth, should He not be capable of watching over… — Kimberly McRae Copy Share Image
“We rest in the hands of a fickle god. He plays on our behalf only for entertainment, and he will close his eyes and… — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
“We are watching as human beings are being encountered by God in unexpected ways, and we are waiting to discover how we might be… — Wesley W. Ellis Copy Share Image
“It is amazing to watch God do through us what we could never accomplish on our own. It is comforting to know we have… — Richard Blackaby Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here in England, but no one's going to have a sign in front of their house. Nobody's going to wear buttons. And in France, same thing. In America I like that people have signs and buttons and… — David Sedaris Copy Share
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth'… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
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