Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler. —BUMPER STICKER”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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