I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Sarcasm Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Desire Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Birthday Copy Share Image
My room is Not Dirty !! I just have everything on display ; it's like having my own Museum... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she… — Green Monk April fool Copy Share Image
Lead me not into Temptation...... Just follow me, I know a shortcut. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My personal trainer told me to listen to my body while working out so I left the gym & went to get… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The problem with many things is the pre-conceived ideas we have about them! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
