I didn't run into the wall, I was just checking to see how strong it was. (: — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Me and good judgment haven't been on speaking terms in a good long time. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If cough medicine isn't meant to be abused, it should come with a table spoon, not a glass for taking shots. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Everyone makes mistakes but only ur girlfriends, wife & boss have the gifted talent of finding, remembering and reminding it to you.. — Green Monk Failure Copy Share Image
A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying . . Hold my purse. in Day & Is It In ? At Night — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Truth is my garden, Honesty is my beauty, Smile is my weapon against every difficulty. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
Ladies: guys wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing... — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Brotherhood Copy Share Image
