I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. — Green Monk Drink Copy Share Image
I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples. — Green Monk Different races Copy Share Image
The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The problem with many things is the pre-conceived ideas we have about them! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
There aren't even enough stars in the sky, water drops in an ocean, or people in the world that could represent how… — Green Monk Astronomy Copy Share Image
For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't… — Green Monk Another man Copy Share Image
Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I thought I was going crazy. So I went to a therapist. After half an hour, he paid me to leave. I… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You've got to give it to people who wear crocs. Their dedication to dying alone is amazing. — Green Monk Dying alone Copy Share Image
If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world. — Green Monk Alcohol Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I always imagined myself waking up to & sleeping to a social networking website. Dreams do come true. — Green Monk Dreams Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Asked Copy Share Image
