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“For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend…” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't know she's my girlfriend.”

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Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!

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Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.

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That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times

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