That awkard moment ,while a lunch with important people,Suddenly,you drop coke on your new clothes -.- — Green Monk Copy Share Image
This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Why do we spend so much money on clothes when the best moments of our life are spent without them? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Me and good judgment haven't been on speaking terms in a good long time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If I had a $1.00 for every time my dad called me a failure…I wouldn't be a failure anymore — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you trip and you immediately start running, and act like that's what you wanted to do anyway. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I get upset when someone accepts my invitation to connect on LinkedIn. How dare you took a long time to accept an… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentally pressing the back button. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Thank you, but my Fingers deserve the award for being funny. They did all the copying and Pasting. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you went to kiss your GALFRND, and She burped right in your mouth… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Don't let your memory get poor with time. Do the right things to sharpen it ... like... lending me your money! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
