Funny Quote by Green Monk

My day does not truly begin until I've acquired and consumed a 32-ounce Big Gulp of diet coke from 7-Eleven. It's the Big Gulp…

— Cate Marvin

Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.

— Lewis Black

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it.…

— George Carlin

“Pepsi. A refreshing drink. A soft tone playing when you wake up, but then it is gone and you don’t know if you dreamed…

— Joseph Fink

That awkward moment when you don`t know your hungry or thirsty and you open the fridge and just stare.

— Katrina

It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie…

— Meg Cabot

“[M]y Coke hit the floor with a metallic clink, so much like the sound of a bullet casing being dropped.”

— Mira Grant

“I´m not your personal Coke machine”

— Claudia Gray

That awkard moment when you hop into somebody elses car, while somebody is in there...

— Unkown

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

— Rachel Caine

There's a deli around the corner from my office where I'd get a bag of chips with my sandwich, and I was hiding them…

— Keith Belling