Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I hate when people think my tweets be about them like bitch , aint nobody thinking about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just as many people that love me, hate me, too. I get really mean, mean, mean, mean comments on Twitter, and it just comes… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yep I'm a bitch, skanky hoe, whore its all true let everyone just fucking hate me! — Im Nothing Copy Share Image
Everybody hates you when youre the best, and everybody hates you when youre the worst. — Pamela Adlon Copy Share Image
How do I tweet to much on twitter ? Its twitter dumbass ! Bitch take yo ugly ass back to facebook then ! — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
