Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets. — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You're an actor first and foremost. No one is going to hire you because you tweet a lot. — Janina Gavankar Copy Share Image
Oh your account is protected? What the fuck do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
I barely recognized Megan Fox in my last tweet. She's changed so much from her younger days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My superpower is not puking on my lappy when I read your inspirational tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
When you're travelling, your day is jam-packed. I just don't have time to whip out a PC all the time. But I… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tweet every day, I've got about 650,000 followers - probably would have a lot more if I wasn't so conservative and… — Chuck Woolery Copy Share Image
I tweet when the tweet arrives. Never force a tweet or you will hurt your babymaker - and this is true of… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The… — Iman Abdulmajid Copy Share Image
Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Twitter is a deliberate abstention. Somehow I hate the idea of there always being, in the back of my mind, this little… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“The other day, I had a thought about something, and as is now my reflex, I reached for my phone to tweet… — Dave Holmes Copy Share Image
Words are heavy in Turkey, and every writer, every poet and every journalist knows that, because of a word, because of a… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
Just mention the idea of warrantless wiretaps and expect to get hit up with a congressional investigation. But give somebody an avatar… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
There's social media where people's politics are out there, they're forwarding articles and seem engaged, but it's only online. We tweet and… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“How can you not tweet? How else will people know what you ate for breakfast or what you are listening to on… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease,… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
It now appears that the world is filled with people who believe that everyone should be interested in everything they have to… — Alice McDermott Copy Share Image
We need to be smarter than our smart phones and realize the people we are with are more important than the people… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
I know this is going to get me in trouble, but I'll say it: The whole notion that I am supposed to… — Dean Baquet Copy Share Image
Donald Trump creates word salads. And that is awful to language, because we try to parse out what he's saying and try… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
“The internet liquefied physical borders faster than they were already doing on their own. For all that, there are only regional writers.… — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
“People use texting and e-mail for everything, but it’s not appropriate for somber situations. If you win an Oscar, tweet away, but… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
Executive Severance, a laugh out loud comic mystery novel, epitomizes our current cultural moment in that it is born from the juxtaposition… — Marleen S. Barr Copy Share Image
Donald Trump can't even handle the rough and tumble of a presidential campaign. He loses his cool at the slightest provocation. When… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
My question is about the head of the Office of Government Ethics. Is he acting ethically when he sent out nine tweets… — Jason Chaffetz Copy Share Image
Main thing is to publish. Blog, tweet, write, photograph, tweet, video, code, play around with data - or a combination of all… — Alan Rusbridger Copy Share Image