I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
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Well yes I think laughter is joyous, laughter is crucial. I think thats why I love comedy and thats why Im in… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
“I've seen a baby born. And, ahem, I know what made it. But I'm not telling, you'd never believe me.” — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
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“It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile.” — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm near you,I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The vastness, the immensity, the awfulness of what I saw as I kept moving along with the front line engagements was utterly… — Cari Beauchamp Copy Share Image
“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that fact… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I walked into school and saw this kid wearing the same shirt that I had. I looked at him and said,"You stole… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it,… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“You surprise me, Hastings. Do you not know that all celebrated detectives have brothers who would be even more celebrated than they… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
As somebody who wanted to be creative, growing up, I remember always thinking that the thing I had going against me was… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya,… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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