Janelle James

I love physical comedy.

— Janelle James

Mostly, I watch YouTube.

— Janelle James

Comedy is hard.

— Janelle James

Kids are just very blunt.

— Janelle James

I try to type how I speak.

— Janelle James

I was attracted to getting to play a bigger personality.

— Janelle James

I mean, I feel like everything I say is funny.

— Janelle James

I would love to learn to play all instruments.

— Janelle James

I do my makeup for Zooms now. I've learned that lesson.

— Janelle James

I feel like I have good taste.

— Janelle James

I did a lot of everything to pay my rent.

— Janelle James

People with no sense of humor, I feel so bad for them.

— Janelle James

I can admire people without being a weirdo about it.

— Janelle James

I used to paint. I have all the equipment. It's just the doing.

— Janelle James

I just like watching young women living for themselves and traveling.

— Janelle James

I'm never one to claim a celebrity as a friend unless I know their mama's name or something like that.

— Janelle James

Education shouldn't be only for people with money. That seems like a no-brainer to me.

— Janelle James

Sometimes you have a fan and they bring someone new to see you.

— Janelle James

I always wanted to be out of school - and maybe that's the whole point.

— Janelle James

I just want to be funny and do things! Being hot is work - that's another job.

— Janelle James

I would like to put on record that I've never had a GoFundMe.

— Janelle James

Living out my dreams of making a living in the arts and sharing the gift of laughter is made that much sweeter…

— Janelle James

Everybody thinks you just go and you automatically like your therapist, and you get the answers in a month and now you're…

— Janelle James

After the show comes out, I don't remember, Oh, it was written like this, and then I added this, because I'm not…

— Janelle James

I can't do horror movies, it really messes me up. I already don't sleep. I don't need to add to that. Life…

— Janelle James

I'm just trying to build an organic fan base. A lot of the people who follow me have been following me since…

— Janelle James

I remember when I wanted to start touring for comedy. That's when podcasts were just kicking off. So I listened to every…

— Janelle James

To see a Black woman play this type - the goofy, layabout boss, a role usually reserved for white men - it's…

— Janelle James

It's not a thing I used to do, but I'm in a position now where I have money for the first time…

— Janelle James

It's probably naive of me, but when I read this pilot of 'Abbott,' I knew it was gonna go. Whether I'm there…

— Janelle James

I enjoy Chris Rock. Bill Burr. Wanda Sykes. I enjoy the legends. But no one is like Richard Pryor. Before I knew…

— Janelle James

Hosting a game show is like a novel way to watch relationships either blossom or fall apart in real time based on…

— Janelle James

I like the old way of celebrity where you only saw them when they had projects to promote. You saw them do…

— Janelle James

One thing I always say about my mom is we were so poor, but she always made sure that we got whatever…

— Janelle James

I don't even remember any of my principals.

— Janelle James

Every time I smile, I look like I'm up to something.

— Janelle James

If you don't like your therapist, find another.

— Janelle James

I'll turn down money over experience any day.

— Janelle James

I'm actually just a chatterbox more than a class clown.

— Janelle James

No downsides to the bidet. Everyone should have one.

— Janelle James