“He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Comedy is not something that had necessarily jumped out as something I'd immediately go for. — Ed Speleers Copy Share Image
“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You didn't weld it shut or anything like that?" "Yes, stupid me, I forgot.” — Alastair Reynolds Copy Share Image
But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. — Marion Ross Copy Share Image
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
“Ambiguity is like a riddle. I like riddles. Why try to avoid riddles? It is a jigsaw puzzle you have to put… — Lucy Carter Copy Share Image
it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day,… — Ken Jeong Copy Share Image
“. . . a sense of humor is a sense of proportion. It is also a sense of delight--delight in noting life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“All right," she said in a low, determined voice. 'I'll go along with this. But you are not, under any circumstances, to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“We still can't see you!" groaned Alice. "How do we fix that?" asked Melanie. "I don't know...think visible thoughts," said Colleen. "Think… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
“The hell is wrong with you? Did someone walk around hitting you every time you made sense when you were a kid?… — Seanan MacGuire Copy Share Image
