I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
“He still kept smiling. And his moustache was definitely plotting something.” — Sonya Lano Copy Share Image
“Did you ever do something and right after, you think, “Did that really happen?” Or you can’t even remember what happened? Hmmmmmmmm.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite. — Christian Morgenstern Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“If somebody doesn't call me a bitch once a day, I figure I'm not doing my job.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the… — Bob Beckel Copy Share Image
“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Even in comedy it's important to get your body acquainted with what you're going to do. — Noureen DeWulf Copy Share Image
“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored,… — R.S. Vern Copy Share Image
There's something inherently British about siding with the underdog. While comedy needs victims, it doesn't need to treat them in a brutal… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
“Scientists say that the twenty percent must go somewhere because of something to do with something called “thermodynamic laws,” but police officials… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“They had me next to some horrible couple in matching Hawaiian shirts. There's no reason to suffer this flight alone when we… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
