I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
he puppeteers really responded to it. Patrick Bistrow really responded to it, it's great fun to do improve comedy with puppets. — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the… — Jessamyn West Copy Share Image
I love you , and I will never ever leave you. and I'm the sweetest liar you'll ever knew. — Ahw Copy Share Image
Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“You are not in a fit state to come here, if you can't come here without spluttering like a bad pen.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,” — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“Just then the Mustang made a loud clanking noise and started to vibrate. Hastily shoving his coffee in the drink holder, Alex… — L. A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
“I’d had a key to the marina’s locks at one time, but I’d lost track of it when I got shot, drowned,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
All we do is watch The Wire and go out to dinner with our friends. I wish I could tell you that… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life… — Richard Bartle Copy Share Image
“I sat in the passenger seat of the squad car, laughing at the look on Noah’s face. “She tried man, she did.… — C.A. Harms Copy Share Image
“Maxwell Arbus was the reason Saul lost an eye?" "Yes," Millie answers stiffly. "But that was a long time ago. Saul has… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
I'd love for my ambition and will and intellect and sense of humour to define me as well. I'm definitely responsible for… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
![“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life after death, I couldn't care less -- it's not like it'll have any impact on me, since by definition I will be completely extinguished. I guess if someone twisted my arm and forced me…” quote by Richard Bartle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d1/richard-bartle-129409_afterlife_when-asked-what-he-wants-for-his-tombsto_1202035.jpg)
