Humor Quotes · Page 7

“Coito ergo sum.”

— Bryan Taylor

Beware the god who cannot laugh.

— Alain de Benoist

“Homegirl needs a sandwich.”

— S.L. Jennings

“You look like a corgi”

— Stephanie Perkins

“Diplomacy never works.”

— Nadia Scrieva

“Complimenting yourself again?”

— L. R. W. Lee

“Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!”

— April Henry

Laughter can be medicine.

— Dylan Llewellyn

I like idiotic comedies.

— James Gandolfini

“Humor's the hardest thing to translate.”

— bharati mukherjee

“He was sad because his new friend was so bloodthirsty.”

— E.B. White

If you don't grow up by age 35, you don't have to.

— James Gurney

“Tell me every detail. All but the dull parts, I mean.”

— Amy McAuley

“The problem was, the dodos wouldn't stop breeding”

— Stephen Dunkley

“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”

— Fred Allen

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

— Evan Esar

Dont worry, just breath. If its meant to be, it will find its way…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I think the source of SpongeBob's humour is classic, and that's always appealing.

— Stephen Hillenburg

What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny.

— Ritu Ghatourey

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and…

— Adam Carolla

I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor.

— David Lambert

“How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.”

— Robin Benway

“Great men are not known by their sizes, but by the greatness in their characters”

— OladosuOlatayo

“She laughed and unfastened her bra, unleashing her breasts like attack dogs”

— Nev Fountain

“You have points on the tip of your ears." she tilts her head and stares at me." like a big, tall elf.”

— Pam Bachorz

“I am Prince Horace!" "And I'm the Grand Turnip of China!" cutwater snickered. "Dim-witted villains!" shouted the Prince. "I command you to…

— Sid Fleischman

When you watch a comedy special, you see the glitz and glamour. But what you don't see is when it doesn't work…

— Deon Cole

“I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which…

— Emily Harper

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests,…

— Ice Cube

“Ochoa pulled the door and held it open for her. Nikki pivoted around the jamb, squaring her aim up the hall. She…

— Richard Castle

“But any idiot can see you two are gaga for one another.” As in Lady Gaga? Because I do enjoy riding Wade’s…

— Ethan Day

There is nothing more electric than watching a live performance, especially something like improv, comedy, or music - where no two shows…

— Randi Zuckerberg

“I'm about to fuck up, he thought clearly, and his next thought was, but I don't have to. This was followed closely…

— Richard Russo

I like grown up comedy.

— Aisha Tyler

“your a flea on a rats bum”

— Julia Goulding

Humor comes from self-confidence.

— Rita Mae Brown

“Always espect the unespected”

— knight mayor

“Your hair is still wet!”

— Justin Bieber

Comedy is subjective.

— Michael Che

Humor is all about timing.

— Steven Heller