If I *don't* love something, is it still OK to set it free? — John Alejandro King Confused love Copy Share Image
It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a dash, but separated by it. — John Alejandro King Aphorism Copy Share Image
God gave us two ears and only one mouth for a reason: so we would learn to speak up! — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Secret 869119. When searching for a terrorist cell, try to remember the last place you used it. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
If a statement begs a question, don't give it one. It's only going to use the question to get alcohol or drugs. — John Alejandro King Begs Copy Share Image
The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper. — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Consequences Copy Share Image
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon. — John Alejandro King Government Copy Share Image
When the people demand the truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that those in power are… — John Alejandro King Truth Copy Share Image
After fifteen years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Alcohol has taken from me relationships, career opportunities, my self-respect ... and God only knows what other terrible, hurtful things. — John Alejandro King Alcohol Copy Share Image
Don't tell people 'Tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today' today. Prepare today and then tell them tomorrow. — John Alejandro King Advice Copy Share Image
To get a sense of what the real world of espionage is like, imagine the James Bond Theme performed by a junior… — John Alejandro King Espionage Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just… — John Alejandro King Being brave Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately… — John Alejandro King Asphyxiation Copy Share Image
As thou stoneth the martyr, so thou martyreth the stone. — John Alejandro King Irony Copy Share Image
