“Never allow yourself to be sapped of your extraordinary energy that is the necessary ingredient for creating something new and progressive.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.” — Desiree Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
It seems to me at this moment that laughing is a serious thing, that it connects us with truth and love and… — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk past again?” — Jane Seabrook Copy Share Image
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” — Anatole France Copy Share Image
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
J.K. Rowling Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness? J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“There was a great joke that was forever doing the rounds in the jail and it was probably funny not because it… — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
Humanity needs more than merely information. We express original ideas, humor, and our personal wills. We express passions and emotions. A person's… — Hideo Kojima Copy Share Image
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
“You know Quinn?" Macaulay asked me. "Ten minutes ago I was putting him to bed." Macaulay grinned. "I hope you keep his… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking we ought to rethink the whole self-esteem thing. It should almost be a dirty word. I mean, look at Kayla.… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“How's your grandpa?" "Still worried that your blackness will infect me." "That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“If you show up late [for anger management], you don't get credit for the class, which made that car ride even more… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image