Katt Williams

Bitchesssssss fuck a nigga

— Katt Williams

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

— Katt Williams

Poor little tink tink.

— Katt Williams

Weed make us smart!!!!

— Katt Williams

Damn I got blood in my perm

— Katt Williams

All comedy comes from a dark place.

— Katt Williams

Who asked him bout a gott damn horse?

— Katt Williams

Yall fuck me later when I'm gone.

— Katt Williams

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

— Katt Williams

Its so quiet that you can hear a bitch nigga drop

— Katt Williams

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

— Katt Williams

Our freedom is incumplete without the freedom of palastine,katt williams

— Katt Williams

No I dont wanna climb trees, tae yo Peter Pan ass and make some peanut butter.

— Katt Williams

There is a chemical in Weed that's called

— Katt Williams

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

— Katt Williams

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

— Katt Williams

FUCK THEM GOT DAMN LIGHTS, I GOT SOME CANDLES AND BEEN WAITING TO BURN THEM MOTHERFUCKAS.

— KATT WILLIAMS

Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know…

— Katt Williams

Fellas, if your relationship's not workin' right, stop fuckin' your woman to slow songs. Fuck her to some gangsta' shit.

— Katt Williams

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont worry, I'll wait.

— Katt Williams

Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz I don't know you all by name.

— Katt Williams

You messed up my self esteem… Bitch its called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did…

— Katt Williams

If there's anybody out there that has nobody to hate on..feel free to hate on me..

— Katt Williams

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

— Katt Williams

Alligators was talkin shit the next day. I knew something bad was gone happen to him nigga I knew it. Nah he…

— Katt Williams

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try…

— Katt Williams

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at night. A pimp don't know what to…

— Katt Williams

And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking…

— Katt Williams

If you get killed, and you get killed by a tiger, and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo, and…

— Katt Williams

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot…After that you are free to do the stupid shit...Like looking…

— Katt Williams

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's…

— Katt Williams

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you when shit is is not appropriate we…

— Katt Williams

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga it's nothin, it's nothin...This shit here nigga,…

— Katt Williams

I'm able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that's not my entire existence. I might be a portion of…

— Katt Williams

Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha talk about...they fuckin hate it but you…

— Katt Williams

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is like a oven in the kitchen...put in…

— Katt Williams

I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I…

— Katt Williams

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as a pussy replacement, pussy is at the…

— Katt Williams

Shemenai shoulda bout a honda

— Katt Williams

I think pimp, therefore i am.

— Katt Williams