Joe Lycett

I was quite a fat lad.

— Joe Lycett

My sewing skills are terrible!

— Joe Lycett

I'm a qualified swimming instructor.

— Joe Lycett

I just want people to have a laugh.

— Joe Lycett

World domination was never the plan.

— Joe Lycett

I've got really into gardening.

— Joe Lycett

I love 'Pointless.'

— Joe Lycett

I'm good at throwing fabric on myself!

— Joe Lycett

As a comic, you just want to be liked.

— Joe Lycett

Since doing comedy, I'm less of a show-off in real life.

— Joe Lycett

I remember weeping silently in bed after watching 'Titanic.'

— Joe Lycett

I'm a bit done with weddings. There are so many and I'm so bored of them.

— Joe Lycett

I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

— Joe Lycett

I quite like the idea that I'm a situation.

— Joe Lycett

I can't have a KitKat without panicking.

— Joe Lycett

If anything kept me awake at night it would be worrying that there wouldn't be enough time to have a nap the…

— Joe Lycett

You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out…

— Joe Lycett

I'd love to grow a pair of discreet wings so I could just fly around a bit and impress people.

— Joe Lycett

I often ask people in the audience what their favourite cheese is. Anything less than Gruyere and they're just not middle class!

— Joe Lycett

I love living in Birmingham, it's just a lovely gentle life, and it's calm. And it's full of Brummies who I find…

— Joe Lycett

I'd done some acting and I didn't like being told what to do by the director, the structure of it.

— Joe Lycett

A theatre tour as me, Joe Lycett, with support acts. That would be the dream.

— Joe Lycett

I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic.

— Joe Lycett

It's a cliche, but the people who enjoy your work and who come up and say, 'I enjoyed that and I liked…

— Joe Lycett

There's a beautifully simple sketch in the first episode of 'Smack the Pony:' two women approach each other walking their dogs and…

— Joe Lycett

I am a rare millennial who managed to buy property thanks to a mix of highly lucrative TV panel show work and…

— Joe Lycett

Because lots of LGBTQ people are really smart, and there's so much really interesting reading that can be done, and so much…

— Joe Lycett

When you're going into companies and you're secret filming, I didn't realise the amount of protection that you need legally before you…

— Joe Lycett

I don't want a little Oliver/Olivia parasite running about eating my biscuits. My friends, on the other hand, are procreating like humanity…

— Joe Lycett

The thing about Birmingham is, no one spends their evening looking over your shoulder thinking: 'Is that Nick Grimshaw?' and wondering if…

— Joe Lycett

I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it…

— Joe Lycett

I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be…

— Joe Lycett

I've developed a fun text when a friend has just had a baby. I ask a classic question: 'Are you sleeping?' The…

— Joe Lycett

Competitions are great. Unlike a lot of other creative industries they are a great way of climbing the ladder early on. If…

— Joe Lycett

I think the city isn't talked about enough, there are not enough people championing Birmingham. When I was at university in Manchester…

— Joe Lycett

I don't do vulgarity, I prefer to talk about nice things.

— Joe Lycett

I am now reconciled to the fact that I am a millennial through and through.

— Joe Lycett

I do a very good impression of Louis Armstrong.

— Joe Lycett

I would like to be constantly thinking about life, trying to make it funny.

— Joe Lycett

You can't go too far wrong with the Pointer Sisters.

— Joe Lycett