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Sarcasm Quote by Green Monk

“When someone is mad and asks you Do I look…” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them”

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I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.

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Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!

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Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.

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That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times

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Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.

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Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind.

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