Dad Quote by Itsme867 Download Open image “When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him” — Itsme867 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Funny Parents Stupid Ur Dad
When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When have you ever sat down with your mates and said, 'Look, tell me about your dad?' — John Bishop Copy Share Image
You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
“I stared at him like he was being a total moron. Which he was. I'd never say that though. "Dad, you're being a total… — Nicole Grotepas Copy Share Image
“My dad thinks you’re a thug, by the way.” “Your dad can go fuck himself.” My jaw fell open. “Um . . . rude.” “You don’t want… — Dan Rix Copy Share Image
“Don't wear yourself out Dad." Is that your way of telling your old man to shut up?” — Penni Russon Copy Share Image
I'm not so sure he's mad, Father. Just a little devious in his sanity. — Walter M. Miller, Jr Copy Share Image
A lot of people ask me if I only get all this attention because of my dad. The answer is no. — EJ Johnson Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
