That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I acted like it didnt bother me, but really, I think about it all the time. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
And I'm going to walk right past you, because that's what you are..my past — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like its the first time he saw her. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
1,000,000 MEMORIES.100,000 inside jokes. 10,000 great times. 1,000 hours of laughter. 100 secrets. 10 texts per minute. 1 BEST FRIEND. (: — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5 minute nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is what the hell is… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from Mobile.. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says I'm so fat. and you stand there like. -__- — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That moment when two strangers are talking about your favorite movie and you're dying to join their conversation. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your left with a friend of a friend, and there's silence until the other friend returns. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
