Funny Quote by Itsme867

People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press…

— Andy Rooney

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

— Dikembe Mutombo

I'm fucking in a elevator

— Ed Sheernan

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those…

— Brian Regan

They say I'm up-and-coming like I'm fucking in an elevator!

— Anonymous

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by…

— Andy Rooney

When you take the elevator to the top, please remember to send it back down so someone else might use it.

— Dikembe Mutombo

Theres no elevator, you have to take the steps.

— Anonymous

Next time your in an elevator with a few strangers, turn around and say,I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here.

— Anonymous

Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster.

— Anonymous

Every time I have stepped up a level, I wasn't expecting it to happen, but once it did, I just made sure I worked…

— Jamie Vardy

Standing facing the door in an elevator and pretending you're the only person there, no matter how crowded it is.

— Paulo Coelho