Basements Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

— Dikembe Mutombo

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.

— Mitch Hedberg

I'm fucking in a elevator

— Ed Sheernan

“If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and someone says, Going up? I like to give…

— Jarod Kintz

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

— Chris Colfer

When you take the elevator to the top, please remember to send it back down so someone else might use it.

— Dikembe Mutombo

They say I'm up-and-coming like I'm fucking in an elevator!

— Anonymous

“Some of the higher-ups in the organization don’t know anything about the company—including which floor they are on (the top one). It makes me…

— Jarod Kintz

I met someone who lives in an elevator.

— Jonathan Lethem

If you've been fortunate enough to live out your dream in the profession of your choice, then you have an obligation to send the…

— Jack Lemmon

I've been to the top and I've been to the bottom more times than most people ride in an elevator.

— Corey Feldman

If you're lucky enough to do well, it's your responsibility to send the elevator back down.

— Kevin Spacey