Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Inspirational Massage Parlor Self Self service Service
Once in a while, I get a massage done at home but I'm not a spa junkie. — Kunal Khemu Copy Share Image
The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as… — Josh Brolin Copy Share Image
The single largest frustration in the massage field is the waste of resources and training resulting from high attrition among those who start practicing… — Bob Benson Copy Share Image
“I am Hilton Head 's ONLY medically-trained massage therapist. I am a graduate of a New York medical Massage College, with over 22 Years… — Jan Kasmir Copy Share Image
I worked at Equinox, I worked at a juice shop, I was an assistant to a woman who just broke up with her boyfriend,… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
One of my many early jobs was a waiter at a hotel called The Grove. It's a luxury hotel. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
I like to be in pain when I'm getting massaged. That way I know I'm getting my money's worth. — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
Apparently in Los Algadones, when they say Massage they don't mean.. a professional Massage... Oh no... we only do massage with happy ending... — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. — Angie Stone Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
