Food Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens

— Rodney Dangerfield

Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Man, who don't like spaghetti?

— Rodney Dangerfield

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

— Rodney Dangerfield

People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over…

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my…

— Rodney Dangerfield