Cooks Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

— Rodney Dangerfield

And also to the alien, who is not of Thy people Israel, but comes from a distant land on account of Thy fame; for…

— Solomon

Temeraire-- Never fear; I am going; the Son of Heaven will not tolerate delays, and Barham gives me leave. Allegiance will carry us! Pray…

— Naomi Novik

If you are sick, fast and pray; if the language is hard to learn, fast and pray; if the people will not hear you,…

— Fredrik Franson

So often these days eating Indian food passes for spirituality. I don't meditate, I don't pray, but I eat two samosa's every day.

— Dan Bern

“How far away?” Her blue-and-gold eyes flickered. “I’d travel until I found a place where they’d never heard of Adarlan. If such a place…

— Sarah J. Maas

“And because she was young, and so damn clever and amusing and wonderful, wherever she made her home, there would be some man who…

— Sarah J. Maas

I am the worst cook. I make a mess making a bowl of cereal... like, I'm just such a klutz in the kitchen.

— Lyndsy Fonseca

If I'm really honest, I can't cook. I'm, like, the worst, worst, worst cook in the world.

— Charli XCX

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.

— Rita Rudner

I'm Italian. I love to cook Italian food, so I learned from my dad how to make sauce and meatballs and all that stuff.…

— Joey Fatone

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks…

— Shahrukh Khan

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my…

— Tracy Morgan

I think that there's some brainwashing going on with this idea that we don't have time to cook anymore. We have made cooking seem…

— Michael Pollan